Alabama Proposes Reinstating Slavery
Alabama’s Republican-controlled State Senate recently passed the strictest anti-abortion law in the nation. Emboldened by their success, the Alabama legislature is now pushing through even more...
View ArticleWe Interrupt This Breaking News for Breaking News
You ever notice how when you watch any of the major news networks, every story is BREAKING NEWS? It seems to me it’s gotten a little out of control. Check out the breaking news stories that CNN...
View ArticleCupcake Diplomacy
As a retired five-star general in the US Air Force who served in both Gulf wars, and is occasionally accused of being mildly delusional, I consider myself an expert in military strategy, international...
View ArticleYour Majesty, Are You Looking for a Replacement for Prince Harry?
I recently read on Twitter that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have decided to bail on the whole Royal Family thing. Rumor has it, the Queen is furious. Not to worry, I know the perfect person to fill...
View ArticleImportant Coronavirus Safety Update from View from the Bleachers
Here at View from the Bleachers, I, along with the dozens of illegal immigrants that mow my lawn, take the health and safety of each VFTB reader seriously. That’s why I wanted to share some of the...
View ArticleIt’s a Wonderful World, Says Mother Nature
In yet another journalistic first, the Award-Winning View from the Bleachers was able to get an exclusive interview with celebrated environmental advocate, Mother Nature. According to her, the...
View ArticleStaying Safe is as Simple as Washing and Wiping
During the Coronavirus pandemic, there are many important things you should do to protect yourself, like turning off the TV the moment you see President Trump standing near a podium. Perhaps almost as...
View ArticleZoom for Seniors
Welcome to today’s class on How to Use Zoom – For Seniors. By now, you have probably heard that everybody is on Zoom, due to the Coronavirus pandemic. If you’re not familiar with the Coronavirus,...
View ArticleI Think I Need a Haircut
In my entire life, I never really have had what you would call “long hair.” That is until now. Thanks to the Coronavirus pandemic and the rigid shelter in place mandate, it’s been five months since my...
View ArticleAnnouncing a New, Politically Correct Name for the Washington Redskins
Recently, the controversy over the name of the Washington Redskins NFL team has gained momentum. Many people feel the term “Redskins” paints a racially demeaning stereotype of Native Americans. So, I...
View ArticleOther Masks We Need
The successful use of face masks against the Covid pandemic has inspired scientists and public health professionals to look at further applications of mask technology to prevent the spread of other...
View ArticleNFL Rules Changes in Light of COVID
For the 2020 season, the NFL will commence another regular football season. But there won’t be very much that will be “regular” about it. Here are just a few changes you’ll be seeing this year, thanks...
View ArticleUndiscovered History: The Secret Jefferson Letters
In this VFTB Exclusive, I reveal a collection of never-before-seen correspondence between Thomas Jefferson and his rarely mentioned youngest son, Bradley. The letters reveal a deeply personal side...
View ArticleThe Five-Day Accu-Weather Solar System Forecast
The five-day accu-weather Solar System forecast calls for sunny and seasonably hot weather – on the surface of the sun. Temps are forecast to be somewhat cooler as you head further away from the sun....
View ArticleAnnouncing the Pandemic’s Most Annoying Person
In an award that had never previously been given, the CDC announced its winner of the not-so-coveted Pandemic’s Most Annoying Person. In reaching a unanimous decision, the agency explained that the...
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